What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 12:31

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Octopussy
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Moonraker
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-J W Pepper
Live and Let Die
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
A View to a Kill
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Goldfinger
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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You Only Live Twice
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Who was the actor least deserving of an Academy Award?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
From Russia With Love
Diamonds Are Forever
What is something you have to share?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
What is the typical mentality of the Indian society?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
What is the most craziest dream you ever had?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Dr No
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”Ah so!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
The Man with the Golden Gun
What does the Bible say about the Antichrist? How will we know when he arrives on the scene?
-All the bad guys are black.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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